I gots to do some dishes

So I watched the Republican Debate last night. I was hoping they would ask my question: " Who would win in a fight, Fred Thompson or The Thing?"



Ha ha Trick question...they're the same person! SNAP!

I had some observations about last nights youtubery:

1) All republicans are dicks. The group represented a wide range of dickery. From Mit "I would own slave if I could" Romney. To Fred "I will talk shit to mask my idiotic demeanor" Thompson. Even Anderson Cooper had to say "what is up with that?" Oh dont forget Rudy"Waaa I gotta have the last word because I'm a cry baby" Giuliani

2) Nobody acknowledged Chuck Norris in the Audience. I think that Chuck Norris needs acknowledgment. If it wasn't for him Texas would be over run with karate chopping drug runners.

3) They are all old white men. Is this a trend that I have missed? What the hell is going on? weird

4) Mit Romney hates gays. Like, he really hates them.



If any of those guys end up in charge I am moving to Canada. I am looking at Vancouver, Montreal or Toronto. I've been to all three. I really like Montreal for the Bagels, Vancouver for the scenery and proximity to shit(thats important) but most of all Toronto because then I can watch Kenny Vs Spenny live...like outside of their house...in the bushes. I have been preaching the wonders of this show for a year now. Now that it has been picked up by those bastards at Comedy Central, I expected it to turn all lame-o but so far it has kept its hilarity.

If you dont know KvS is about two best friends who...just read about it on there website:

"Kenny and Spenny are two best friends who compete against each other. Their competitions are ridiculous, immature and totally intense."

Basically Kenny cheats and messes with Spenny and it is hilarious. He talks alot about his mom. Recently the messing with has been upped due to the fact that (I surmise) Kenny has to one up himself. For example during the "Who can wear a dead octopus on their head for longer" Kenny dosed Spenny with LSD. For the boxing competition Kenny decided instead of fighting Spenny he would lock him in a closet for a few days and then go cut a rug at Niagara falls.

I am now going to cash my Comedy Central checks.

Bye

I am not the average Mother Fucker!

Is this the greatest Youtube video of all time?



This and more HERE in an amusing article about street fights on Youtube.

Hope er'body had a nice Thanksgiving...Next stop the festival of lights! Choo! Choo!

DANCE OFF!!!

Now that all the turkey is digested and mixing with enzymes and shit...lets dance!!!

Black Friday RUUULZ!!!

IS LIKE

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Well winter is here and in some places(not here) it's snowing. In honor if this help me help you with a COLD SNAP:

Dear Editor,

This letter briefly comments on an article written byBen Detrick that appeared in The New York Times onNovember 11, 2007—“Skateboarding Rolls Out of theSuburbs.” In his article on urban skateboarders Mr. Detrick characterizes the rapper and producer PharrellWilliams as instrumental in legitimizing skateboardingin the eyes of African-American youth.

He writes that: "In the 2002 video for ''Rock Star,'' a song by hisgroup N.E.R.D., Mr. Williams wore a T-shirt emblazonedwith a logo from Shorty's, a Santa Barbara, Calif.,skate shop, and performed atop a ramp as skaterscareered past him...The widely played video helpedsolidify the bonds between the hip-hop andskateboarding scenes." This portrayal of Mr. Williams as a trendsetting influence on skateboarding culture is overstated andmisleading. In some ways any "greater bond betweenhip-hop and skateboarding scenes" has occurred inspite of, not because of, Williams' effortful posturing.

Within a youth movement that puts a high premium onauthenticity judgments of Mr. Williams tend to bedismissive and severe. In short, Williams lacks thatineffable quality known as "street cred." Only aminiscule number of skateboarders, if polled by Pewsurveyors or other demographers, would cite Mr.Williams as a reason for their involvement in thesport.

Best,

J---

"Thats cold dawg"

J--- (1)
Pharell(0)

friend-o

Let me show you something

He's not checking tire pressure

go see the Ultimate badass

Whats Wet?

Maximum Innuendo.

I just saw this movie

It takes place in England(duh) in 1983. There is a pointless war abroad and civil unrest at home. Sound familiar. It follows a young lad as he becomes involved with some skinheads, eventually falls in with the National Front, a white supremacy group that calls for white English men to take back their country. I would say 40% of this film is fashion montage set to Toots and the Maytals. The other 60% is a interesting look at how hate is learned and exploited. The main character is a twelve year old in face and body, but he has the eyes of a sixty year old man with the weight of the world on his shoulders. Get your Ben Sherman on!

Watch it or these guys will get yah.

I was looking on youtube for a clean video of Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl". There are not any, I guess that Prince loves em and leaves em. I did find this. Her eyes say: "ejaculate on my dress."

Mikey Mouse Club

Water, Tear gas, Rubber bullets and...

I dint realize that "Children of Men" was a documentary

Train

This is a really interesting collection of photos about train jumping to work in the United States from Mexico. Some of the pictures are bloody, but don't worry kids nothing worse then an episode of Dr. 90210

Don't get too down, Sylvester's here!


In other news

I have been informed that some of the songs are not downloading as they should...I am working on it.

~N

2000 BC

Here is a list of a few things that I saw on my day off. I would show you pictures but I didnt think to carry my camera on this particular day. One of these amazing events are false the others are real.

1) Jake Gyllenhal and Reese Witherspoon strolling the promenade

2) A delicious meal of butterfly Shrimp n' Chips

3) The filming of a Bollywood (style) movie

4) A flattened seagull

5) A hawk sitting on a dead pigeon in the middle of the sidewalk

6) A troll and god enjoying some waffles

7) A decimated ecosystem

I will never leave the house without my camera again.





DUUUDDE remember this song?......I dont.

2000 Brain Cells ago "wikkie wikkie"

Plus this is inappropriate but wonderful. Make your mother proud and memorize it for Thanksgiving dinner hilarity.


Dancehall Tuesdays! Yeaaahhhh Maaaaannnn!

Sizzla-Give it to Dem

TOK-Chi Chi Man

Persepolis

I really cant wait for this:

Spooky Scary

I dont usually like grime. You cant really dance to it. Girls tend to hate it. It isnt what I would call relaxing. Sometimes it sounds like it was produced in grandma's bathroom.

Nevertheless I can get enough of this song:

Skepta-In the Corner

Its great! And just when you think that it is over it goes into this ragga Mr uglyman soundclash shout out that puts it over the edge!!!

"I didnt come here to lick no foam" What does that mean? Who cares! Turn it up!



This novelty party song has become a bonafide hit!

Werewolf Bar Mitzva The club remix

I personally like the original better...oh well

I am a Farmer

Max Yasgur was my Grandmother's Brother. You can see him giving big ups to all the hippies in the Woodstock movie(check out Napoleon Dynamite at 2:13. Lighten up dude!). I would have liked to have met him, I bet he was cool as hell. Yesterday was his birthday. Happy birthday Uncle Max!

C----- and I hopped on the bikes again and went to this lame ass store on Haight that took over another lame store. Regardless they have a cool show in the back. Work by Phil Frost and some guy named Robert Pimple. I liked it. Check it out its at the RVCA store.

It was closed off when we got there...I would have liked to get some close up shots...oh well...

OPD!!!

I saw this movie a couple weeks ago...check it out. You'll like it If you're into photography, the state of the world, Canadians and what happens to your laptop when you throw it away. Makes me feel bad for having 15+ pairs of shoes and two irons...now I'm depressed...Y'all wanna go but some shit?

How a bout we get some records that smell like salami and ranch dressing?

Now where can I get a free boat? I know! O'farrell and post(if it is still there...crazy)

Finally we went to outer space and ate noodles, In the City (right click save as)

I am currently working on two made for TV scripts that am going to sell to the Lifetime network. I am no scab. I will wait until I can get all my royalties before I sell it for a million dollars. The first one is about the forbidden love between a Math teacher and her mentally challenged student. I have to make it a female teacher or else Chris Hansen will be all up on my ass. Anyways the working title is "Beyond the Numbers" Beyond the Numbers lies a burning love that could not be divided. Also There is the story of two women, one from the south side of Chicago the other from Oak Park. They both go in to receive eggs for Artificial insemination. BUT (here is the kicker)the hospital mixes up the women. The rest of the story involves the now grown children looking for there true parents and identity. This one is called "Scrambled Eggs"

Stay strong little guys!!!

Burn and Turn

It was poker night at M----'s house. Pretty big pot for a bunch of guys who don't really know what they are doing. It was a marathon, last man standing session. I almost won. But in this game(like in life) there is no prize for second place. R--, breakfast is on me!
Buggie doesn't care about shit unless is involves eating your face off...with kisses After sitting around smoking blunts and dealing chips for hours, M----'s house started to look like a David lynch movie.
This guy kept telling me I should have won balls of steel

'93 til infinity

The only thing I care about is not caring...Virtual Reality

You can see my brother and I in the crowd during Mike Carroll's run

They were all yellow

Read This, while eating one of these

Hey! Look What I Made

The Other Night I made a really good fried pizza. That's right Pizza Fritta. Crazy you say? Well That shit was delicious. I did it, now you can too...

Step 1

Wash your damn hands(Thanks C-------)

Step 2

Gather you ingrediants. I got me some fresh basil, red onion, fresh Mozzarella, a heirloom tomato, red chili flakes, Olive oil and some rock salt.

Step 3

Prepare that sheeee...Cut your tomatos, onions, cheese really really thin(this is important) Keep your basil full leaf. I bought the dough at the store and halved it. (note the flour)

Step 4

STRRREEEEETTTCCCCHHH the dough. Again, thin is in

Step 5

Heat the oil in a frying pan about 1/4 cup.

Step 6

When the oil is hot put the dough in for about 3-4 min. One side will turn crispy and brown

Step 7

Turn it over and quickly put your ingredients on one side

Step 8

Cover for about 3-4 min

Step 9

Put it on some paper towels to drain and cool

This is the second one I made it was also good and more round

You might think that this is really heavy and oily...its not. In fact it is light and crispy and the dough is permeated with the flavor of olive oil..its the bomb. The whole thing took about 15 min.

I dont have my Jetpack yet but this is damn close...please hammer dont hurt em!

Georgia Rule

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EPIC

Kavinsky-Grand Canyon

Questionable

Fuck "Vertigo" this is the SF Classic

Modern Love

I deal with crazy fucked up people all day so when I realize that folks cant spend 5 min coloring in some black lines with a sharpie it scares me. Arnt fools in Burma, Pakistan and everywhere dieing for a little taste of what we got?

Is this all we care about?

In honor of today I offer you these:

Joy Division-Isolation


The Smiths-Heaven Knows I am Miserable Now

Sometimes, news like this is the only thing that keeps me going. Oh damn I cant wait!

Shimmay Shimmay

This weekend the weather was off the chain. All we did sat was ride our bikes around the city, G-----G--- Park and chill in the sun.

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We went to a fish market on C------- st. which is like going to the aqurium but the fish are really lazy...swim little guy....I was going to buy a red snapper but I saw this customer pick his nose and then inspect the freshness of the fish. Which you do by poking it in the eyeball. There was no way to tell how many fish had been violated through out the day...

....so I bought a Tatami mat instead

SUN:

I cant tell you where these pictures were taken but if you are interested in going to the sickest backyard in the city let me know...

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Lost In the Super Market-The Clash

Mostly I wear plain tshirts..I dont like all kinds of distracting shit on my clothes. One Hannukhha my brother got me this shirt and god damn! Just so you know my brother never got me anything in the way of gifts EVER! Once he broke my skateboard for no reason..but you know what? That's okay now, I squashed that..I got my shirt...

AND Finally for Mike "Butt Hay"



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Warewolf Bar Mitzva-Tracy Morgan

One More Song

More to Come



Cry Little Sister

(Right Click Save)

Day of the Dead

Last night was the day of the dead celebration/street party/drum circle/alter-fest in the M------. It was really warm out that night. Lots of skulls, sage and saltiness.

Ran into some Tecates with this guy:




J--- is funnier than most, In a few years he just might look like this tho:

It's been a while since I skated hard but I still look out for fun spots to ride. I cant help it.

Here is some ear crack for you:

So Many Shrimp

By Diplo

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