I pulled the turntables out of storage the other night. What a good idea! I thought they were totally broken, but after I smacked them around a little bit they got in line and did what I wanted them to do. They were a little off, but who cares? Wikkkie wikkie
We had to get up early the next morning to catch a damn boat. "Oh my aching head!"
We saw alive deer...
and dead jellyfish...
...the cycle of life keeps turning.
Thats-a fine sunset!
-Frank Martin
I went to see Electroma last night with G---- and C-------. It has an extremely linear story about two robots who drive around the SW united states in a fly ass whip with the license plate "HUMAN". Who are they? Where are they going? What do they want? How can I get a car like that?
C------ fell asleep, and I cant really blame her. This movie is slow and a little challenging at some parts, but like a good Daft Punk song it is crisp, has no filler and seems like it was made by some emo robots. Plus just when you think it is getting too long it ends...always a good thing
Here is a clip from an early scene(no spoilers). You can get a sense of what you are in for. There is no Daft Punk music in the movie, but there is one of my favorite Curtis Mayfield songs and alot of other unexpected musical choices(Todd Rundgren! I might be heading to the dollar bin later). If you get a chance, go see it. Electroma is touching and poignant.
Okay Now for another instalment of :LOOK WHAT I MADE
This week it's Panko Fried Shrimp.
Gather your ingredients, Shrimp, one egg severely abused, flour and panko bread crumbs.
Make sure you shrimps are pealed and de-veined. "Shrimp are not expensive/they just labor intensive"
I leave the tails on, dip them in egg
Dip them in flour and Panko and then in drop in hot vegetable oil for a few minutes (not shown, I only got two hands). Use your imagination
SHAZAAM!
We eat so many shrimp
It is good to have a balanced diet that's why I want you to look at my Bok Choy.
Ha ha Trick question...they're the same person! SNAP! 
If any of those guys end up in charge I am moving to Canada. I am looking at Vancouver, Montreal or Toronto. I've been to all three. I really like Montreal for the Bagels, Vancouver for the scenery and proximity to shit(thats important) but most of all Toronto because then I can watch Kenny Vs Spenny live...like outside of their house...in the bushes. I have been preaching the wonders of this show for a year now. Now that it has been picked up by those bastards at Comedy Central, I expected it to turn all lame-o but so far it has kept its hilarity.
Well winter is here and in some places(not here) it's snowing. In honor if this help me help you with a COLD SNAP:
Dear Editor,
This letter briefly comments on an article written byBen Detrick that appeared in The New York Times onNovember 11, 2007—“Skateboarding Rolls Out of theSuburbs.” In his article on urban skateboarders Mr. Detrick characterizes the rapper and producer PharrellWilliams as instrumental in legitimizing skateboardingin the eyes of African-American youth.
He writes that: "In the 2002 video for ''Rock Star,'' a song by hisgroup N.E.R.D., Mr. Williams wore a T-shirt emblazonedwith a logo from Shorty's, a Santa Barbara, Calif.,skate shop, and performed atop a ramp as skaterscareered past him...The widely played video helpedsolidify the bonds between the hip-hop andskateboarding scenes." This portrayal of Mr. Williams as a trendsetting influence on skateboarding culture is overstated andmisleading. In some ways any "greater bond betweenhip-hop and skateboarding scenes" has occurred inspite of, not because of, Williams' effortful posturing.
Within a youth movement that puts a high premium onauthenticity judgments of Mr. Williams tend to bedismissive and severe. In short, Williams lacks thatineffable quality known as "street cred." Only aminiscule number of skateboarders, if polled by Pewsurveyors or other demographers, would cite Mr.Williams as a reason for their involvement in thesport.
Best,
J---
"Thats cold dawg"
Watch it or these guys will get yah. I was looking on youtube for a clean video of Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl". There are not any, I guess that Prince loves em and leaves em. I did find this. Her eyes say: "ejaculate on my dress."
C----- and I hopped on the bikes again and went to this lame ass store on Haight that took over another lame store. Regardless they have a cool show in the back. Work by Phil Frost and some guy named Robert Pimple. I liked it. Check it out its at the RVCA store.
It was closed off when we got there...I would have liked to get some close up shots...oh well...
I saw this movie a couple weeks ago...check it out. You'll like it If you're into photography, the state of the world, Canadians and what happens to your laptop when you throw it away. Makes me feel bad for having 15+ pairs of shoes and two irons...now I'm depressed...Y'all wanna go but some shit?
Now where can I get a free boat? I know! O'farrell and post(if it is still there...crazy)
Finally we went to outer space and ate noodles, In the City (right click save as)I am currently working on two made for TV scripts that am going to sell to the Lifetime network. I am no scab. I will wait until I can get all my royalties before I sell it for a million dollars. The first one is about the forbidden love between a Math teacher and her mentally challenged student. I have to make it a female teacher or else Chris Hansen will be all up on my ass. Anyways the working title is "Beyond the Numbers" Beyond the Numbers lies a burning love that could not be divided. Also There is the story of two women, one from the south side of Chicago the other from Oak Park. They both go in to receive eggs for Artificial insemination. BUT (here is the kicker)the hospital mixes up the women. The rest of the story involves the now grown children looking for there true parents and identity. This one is called "Scrambled Eggs"
Stay strong little guys!!!
It was poker night at M----'s house. Pretty big pot for a bunch of guys who don't really know what they are doing. It was a marathon, last man standing session. I almost won. But in this game(like in life) there is no prize for second place. R--, breakfast is on me!
Buggie doesn't care about shit unless is involves eating your face off...with kisses
After sitting around smoking blunts and dealing chips for hours, M----'s house started to look like a David lynch movie.
This guy kept telling me I should have won 
balls of steel
Wash your damn hands(Thanks C-------)
Gather you ingrediants. I got me some fresh basil, red onion, fresh Mozzarella, a heirloom tomato, red chili flakes, Olive oil and some rock salt.
Step 3
Prepare that sheeee...Cut your tomatos, onions, cheese really really thin(this is important) Keep your basil full leaf. I bought the dough at the store and halved it. (note the flour)
STRRREEEEETTTCCCCHHH the dough. Again, thin is in
Step 5
Heat the oil in a frying pan about 1/4 cup.Step 6
When the oil is hot put the dough in for about 3-4 min. One side will turn crispy and brown
Step 7
Turn it over and quickly put your ingredients on one side
Step 8
Cover for about 3-4 min
Step 9
Put it on some paper towels to drain and cool
This is the second one I made it was also good and more round
You might think that this is really heavy and oily...its not. In fact it is light and crispy and the dough is permeated with the flavor of olive oil..its the bomb. The whole thing took about 15 min.
